"El Lay" Lesson: Going to a Concert

If you ever attend a concert anywhere in the L.A. area, you can be assured that the folks in attendance will behave out of the norm. You will see people get loud, drunk, emotional, hyperactive and at times out of control. People will be yelling stupid things like, “That’s my song!” or “That’s my favorite band!” Immediately after yelling out these comments over and over again, these concert goers will jump up and down until they spill their drink. Then they will attempt to get on stage as if they know the performers. The worst part of this is when their attempt to get on stage is thwarted; These idiots actually become highly upset and agitated. They lose all reasoning and eventually get evicted from the venue. “What a bunch of morons.” Not only do they lose an opportunity to see their “favorite band” but also lose their cost of the concert ticket. They should of just chilled out and enjoyed the event. The worst behaved of the concert going crowd are the ones who show up for the Hip-Hop and Punk concerts. In the Hip-Hop concerts, you will get “wannabe” gang bangers filling the venue. All these idiots do is come and get drunk and “mad dog” each other. They don’t come to enjoy the scheduled performers nor do they come to socialize with the opposite sex. What they do come for is to start a rumble just to prove to their buddies that they are some sort of bad ass.









In reality, they’re a bunch of dumb asses. In the Punk Rock concerts, you get a more active crowd. This crowd is not into fighting but rather crowd surfing and moshing in the pit. They do not buy from the bar, but are always requesting a free cup of water without even leaving a tip for the bartender. These concert goers just come to slam on each other and buy black t-shirts from any band selling black t-shirts. During the bands performance they are constantly trying to jump the barricades throughout the entire show time. They do not stop until they are evicted from the pit area and or the venue itself. The Punk crowd is definitely over caffeinated.
Until the next lesson, “Stay Down.”
Opinions and Observations by: OG DUDE