What follows is not so much the opinion of a gangsta as much as it is the opinion of one man. That man goes by the title, OG DUDE. Feel free to leave comments and concerns at the end of the article if you are compelled to do so. Blogspot will admit that this article is hilarious.
Do you ever notice how idiotic death metal music people look. It seems that they have to dress in black and have the mandatory long hair. The music they listen to is incomprehensible. You can’t understand the damn lyrics. The singer appears to jab the microphone down his throat all while yelling and mumbling throughout the entire song. He can be singing about your mother giving him fellatio and you wouldn’t even know it. They just stand in the pit, put their hands in their pockets and twirl their long hair round and round until the song is over, then the band will play another song that makes no sense and they will start to twirl their hair again. These morons also have a bad habit of moving their heads back and forth and up and down as if mimicking….well…The OG DUDE doesn’t need to spell it out. Another odd thing about this music genre is the various names of these bands. They have names like: Cannibal Corpse, Carnifex, Obituary, Opeth, Aborted, Cattle Decapitation, and others too nauseating to mention. The pretense that these bands are Satan worshipers makes this even stranger. The bands revel in this image and these fools actually have their fans believing it’s true. One thing is for sure, I will not buy any compact discs from these guys.
Until the next lesson, “Stay Down.”
Written by: OG DUDE
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