Thursday, August 19, 2010

"El Lay" Lesson: Smoke Control






















When it comes to smoking, it doesn’t matter if it’s herbal or tobacco, Los Angeles has one of the most restrictive “No Smoking” ordinances in the county. For those of you who smoke two packs a day it is now prohibited to smoke in city parks and in the near future, in apartment buildings. You can no longer smoke inside public buildings and if you have to have a nicotine fix, you will have to do it 25 feet away from the building. Smoking inside at jails has also been banned. Can you imagine being in the joint and having to go without any nicotine? This has become a major crisis for the inmates. They now have nothing to do but eat, shit and sleep. Poor things. Another crisis will be the city parks only being used for healthy outdoor recreational activity and wholesome socializing.















Now that both alcohol and smoking products are banned only the good people will frequent these parks and areas. All those drunks and cancer candidates will have to do those activities in their private time, far away from the public. No big loss. They can still go to bars, clubs, and parties, to get drunk and smoke cigs. They can still go outside their homes or to parking lots to smoke their herb of choice. Smoking inside is no longer seen as “the cool thing” to do. Tobacco smoke has no medical benefit whatsoever and the number of smokers is getting smaller every day, month, and year. Look around you, there are “No Smoking” signs all over the place…..
Until the next lesson, “Stay Down.
Written by: OG DUDE

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